A fellow would frequently claim
by Rick Lime
A fellow would frequently claim
That as neighbours we’re really the same
Maple leaf and Old Glory
The deal is, we’re sorry
For Howie Mandel and his game
A woman would frequently claim
Her allegiance to old 'Nottur' Dame
But for now, as of yet, her
Poor Irish look better
On paper than during the game
This fellow would just like to claim
That my comments about Notre Dame
Whose play was quite checkered
Were put on the record
An hour before the big game
A fellow would frequently claim
There’s a virtue to ‘ready, fire, aim’
But to me it just sounds
Like you’ve got lots of rounds
And you’re not concerned whom you could maim
A fellow would frequently claim
Everyone gets a few minutes fame
His tomato soup can
An art movement began
Giving him a much longer acclaim
Historians frequently claim
On the Romans, we, sin tax can blame
At each bacchanalia
A bean counter would trail ya
To note if you went or you came
A fellow would frequently claim
That all women he knew were the same
Always early he’d wait
With concern for each date
And thank god if they finally came
A fellow would frequently claim
His impeachment was all a big frame
So he wrote in his book
“I am still not a crook
I’m responsible, but not to blame”
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