A woman had planned to come clean

Entries in Mad Kanes weekly Limerick-off contest

A woman had planned to come clean

by Rick Lime

A fellow who hated to clean

Has created a washing routine

Now he schedules each bath 

Using log’rithmic math

So they’re fewer and farther between

A woman had planned to come clean

But in Smithers, just making the scene

She was randy and lonely

And so she not only

Got drunk, she blew two Smithereens

A fellow is now coming clean

Fastest bicycling junkie there’s been

And he could be forgiven

If he’d only striven

T’ apologize for being mean

A fellow had planned to come clean

To his son, speaking like a machine

He said “Luke, I’m your father

I hope it’s no bother

I guess though, you’ll make a big scene